1.
Your call
randomly drops after one ring because he has blocked your number (ouch!)
2.
At the end
of your date, he claims he is so tired and needs to take a nap, leaving you to
walk yourself out
3.
He never
calls or texts after the first date
4.
You have
repeat conversations. For some reason he cannot remember anything you’ve talked
about
5.
He leads you
on for two months, talking almost every day, but never initiates seeing you
again
6.
He claims he
needs to pray about if he should come visit
7.
He texts
that he needs space
8.
He declares
he needs a sexual relationship while dating and since you are in vocational
ministry, you are probably not a good match for each other (duh!)
9.
On a first
date he very creepily tells you that you are so beautiful and then reaches for
your butt
10.
He talks about himself and knows nothing about you
11.
He asks if your friend is single
12.
He finds out where your friend works and leaves flowers for her at the front
desk, of course, after learning these details from you
13.
He calls you “sis”
14.
He assures you that you’ll meet Mr. Right soon enough (because it’s not him!)
15.
He gets mad that you did not answer your phone one time and never texts or
calls you back after you respond only 2 hours later
16.
On a first date, he compliments your “breeding hips”
17.
He makes sure you will be ok with raising and homeschooling the 8 children he
plans on having and wants to know what “submissive” means to you
18.
He tells you that you’re outspoken when you share a simple opinion
19.
He interviews you on the first two dates and never calls again
20.
He claims to be so thankful to have you as a friend
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| Friend zone |
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| If you have thought this, you might be crazy. |
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